
# Lyrics
*Verse 1*
In the shadows of the old oak tree
Lies a tale that's whispered free
'Bout a fairy with a chuckle light
Shitting through the moonlit night
*Chorus*
Lift your mugs
And toast her ways
The poop-fairy
All the praise
Casting laughter
Charms so merry
All hail the mirth of thy poop-fairy
*Verse 2*
When barnyards fill with shite and grime
She'll appear just in time
Sprinkling magic
Making clean
A miracle you've never seen
*Bridge*
Through the meadows
Swift she flies
Glowing 'neath the starry skies
She’s the keeper of the jest
In her presence
We are blessed
*Chorus*
Lift your mugs
And toast her ways
The poop-fairy
All the praise
Casting laughter
Charms so merry
All hail the mirth of thy poop-fairy
*Verse 3*
Farmers say with a twinkling eye
She appears when spirits high
With a wink and glint of gold
Turns the shite to stories bold
*Chorus*
Lift your mugs
And toast her ways
The poop-fairy
All the praise
Casting laughter
Charms so merry
All hail the mirth of thy poop-fairy
*Verse 3*
Farmers say with a twinkling eye
She appears when spirits high
With a wink and glint of gold
Turns the shite to stories bold