![Praise of the Poop-Fairy](<Praise of the Poop-Fairy.mp3>) # Lyrics *Verse 1* In the shadows of the old oak tree Lies a tale that's whispered free 'Bout a fairy with a chuckle light Shitting through the moonlit night *Chorus* Lift your mugs And toast her ways The poop-fairy All the praise Casting laughter Charms so merry All hail the mirth of thy poop-fairy *Verse 2* When barnyards fill with shite and grime She'll appear just in time Sprinkling magic Making clean A miracle you've never seen *Bridge* Through the meadows Swift she flies Glowing 'neath the starry skies She’s the keeper of the jest In her presence We are blessed *Chorus* Lift your mugs And toast her ways The poop-fairy All the praise Casting laughter Charms so merry All hail the mirth of thy poop-fairy *Verse 3* Farmers say with a twinkling eye She appears when spirits high With a wink and glint of gold Turns the shite to stories bold *Chorus* Lift your mugs And toast her ways The poop-fairy All the praise Casting laughter Charms so merry All hail the mirth of thy poop-fairy *Verse 3* Farmers say with a twinkling eye She appears when spirits high With a wink and glint of gold Turns the shite to stories bold